The guy from the Phillipines

So I have this long time great customer.

I guess he's originally from the Phillipines.

The other day he came in and bought some stuff and I put it in a yellow plastic bag.

HIM: "Are you being racist putting my stuff in a yellow bag?"

ME: "Of course not...everybody is getting yellow bags this week. If I was being racist I would have given you one of our brown bags.

He was kidding. I was kidding.

So he comes in today.

He buys some stuff and I once again put it a yellow bag.

ME: "I hope I'm not offending you?"

HIM: ::laughter::

ME: "I've never forgiven you bastards for Pearl Harbor."