So I'm driving down the street the other day and I see a large sign in a shop window.
It proudly proclaimed: ICE CREAM CAKES FOR EVERY OCCASION!
---
ANIMAL CONTROL OFFICER: "We regret to tell you that we just found your dog dead on the road."
ME: "Any idea where I can get an ice cream cake?"
----
MARINE OFFICER IN DRESS BLUES: "We regret to inform you that your son was just killed by a roadside bomb in Iraq."
ME: "Any idea where I can get an ice cream cake?"
----------
POLICE OFFICER: "Your wife has been beaten and raped and is clinging to life."
ME: "Any idea where I can get an ice cream cake?"
----------
DOCTOR: "It's cancer."
ME: "Any idea where I can get an ice cream cake?"
-------
SO TO SUM UP:
'Ice cream cakes for MOST occasions.'
"Congratulations on no more late-night walks and chewed furniture!"
ReplyDelete"Congratulations on no more whiny letters from your overseas kid complaining about roadside bombs!"
"Congratulations on finally getting rid of the ball 'n chain!"
"Congratulations on not dying of Alzheimer's or ALS!"
To sum up a little further:
Ice cream cakes for ALL occasions.
"Congratulations on surviving an attack by a gigantic, fur-covered killing machine!"
ReplyDeleteThat is one delicious looking ice cream cake.
ReplyDelete