WIFEY: "You're infuriating."
ME: "No you are."
WIFEY: "You are."
ME: "You are."
WIFEY: "No...you are."
ME: "You are."
WIFEY: "You are."
ME: "You are."
WIFEY: "You are!"
ME: No...you are."
WIFEY: "You're infuriating!"
ME: "You are."
WIFEY: "You are."
ME: "You are."
WIFEY: "You are."
ME: "You are."
WIFEY: "You're so infuriating."
ME: "You are."
WIFEY: "You are."
Someday there'll be a statue to Wifey.
ReplyDeleteYou Are The Walrus
ReplyDeleteYou Are Following The Sun
You Are Doing It In The Road
You Are The Fool On The Hill
When You Are Sixty Four
At least Iano doesn't need new initials: Iano Forbush has the same ones as Infuriating Forbush. Maybe Nopie just shoulda stayed with "Irving".
ReplyDeleteOkay, let's settle this one the adult, mature way. Which one of you is rubber and which one is glue?
ReplyDeleteYou're sixteen
ReplyDeleteYou're infuriating
And you're mine
All mine
Or Slime
Or something
I know you are but what am I!
ReplyDeleteI JUST GOT "You dance on the Dean Martin Show."
ReplyDeleteI'm slow. Very, very slow.