Saturday, July 31, 2010

Wedding Attire



As you probably know Chelsea Clinton is getting married.

She's decided to wear not one, but TWO brown paper bags over her head.

She wants nothing to distract from this special day.

9 comments:

  1. Cake not signed in12:16 PM EDT

    $3-million-dollar paper bags!

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  2. Anonymous3:39 PM EDT

    Rain Barrel!

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  3. I Am The Wallflower

    The Fool On The Chelsea

    Get Bags

    Old Brown Bag

    Not So Lovely Chelsea

    I Want To Hold Your Hooded Head

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  4. Gingham Jane5:32 PM EDT

    I tried to buy her a nice rain barrel but the mercantile was sold out...dog sleds will bring a new shipment off the boats next week.

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  5. I know everything in de nort countree8:14 PM EDT

    Nopie can't hardly wait until her old man kicks it, so Nopes can take a crack at meeting and mating his long pined for secret love, Chelsea's mom.

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  6. Almost certainly IANO1:04 AM EDT

    Hillary is hot!

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  7. I heard everyone receives a vomit bag labeled "democratic agenda" as they enter the reception.

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  8. historian in de nort countree9:14 AM EDT

    The late Prime Minister of Canada, John Diefenbaker, used to love to tell a tale of his political hero, John A Macdonald, the first Canadian Prime Minister:

    It seems Macdonald, a heavy drinker, was out campaigning one hot summer day, and by the time his carriage got to where he was to give a speech, he was feeling much worse for wear. Macdonald mounted the podium, grasped the lectern, and projectile vomited all over it, and several members of the crowd. Without missing a beat, he looked up and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, now that I have shown you the opposition party's platform, let me tell you about ours..."

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  9. Anonymous8:38 PM EST

    Good Article

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