The late Prime Minister of Canada, John Diefenbaker, used to love to tell a tale of his political hero, John A Macdonald, the first Canadian Prime Minister:
It seems Macdonald, a heavy drinker, was out campaigning one hot summer day, and by the time his carriage got to where he was to give a speech, he was feeling much worse for wear. Macdonald mounted the podium, grasped the lectern, and projectile vomited all over it, and several members of the crowd. Without missing a beat, he looked up and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, now that I have shown you the opposition party's platform, let me tell you about ours..."
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ReplyDeleteThe late Prime Minister of Canada, John Diefenbaker, used to love to tell a tale of his political hero, John A Macdonald, the first Canadian Prime Minister:
ReplyDeleteIt seems Macdonald, a heavy drinker, was out campaigning one hot summer day, and by the time his carriage got to where he was to give a speech, he was feeling much worse for wear. Macdonald mounted the podium, grasped the lectern, and projectile vomited all over it, and several members of the crowd. Without missing a beat, he looked up and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, now that I have shown you the opposition party's platform, let me tell you about ours..."
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