A Day Off

I've worked every day for the last four or five months without a day off.

Maybe longer.

Seven days a week. Every week. Even the 4th of July.

I work. It's what I do.

But starting soon I'm going to start having one day off a week.

I was explaining this to Wifey and her friend.

So Wifey's friend asks what I'll do on my day off.

This is how Wifey responded:

WIFEY: "He'll probably just lay on the couch all day watching movies."

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You know, because I'm lazy.