DAUGHTER: "We have some weird poops in the yard."
ME: "Huh?"
DAUGHTER: "All around the yard I see weird looking poop."
ME: "It's probably from skunks or the woodchuck."
DAUGHTER: "I don't think so."
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A few weeks go by:
One of the neighbors comes over and tells me she saw some wild turkeys in my back yard.
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LATER THAT NIGHT:
ME: "Remember those weird poops you saw in the yard...I was told there were some wild turkeys out there this morning. It's probably from them."
DAUGHTER: "I don't think so."
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CHORUS:
Weird poops.
Weird poops.
Weird poops.
Sorry...I had Mexican for lunch.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what's funnier...that there are 34 Google hits for 'Poop iaintnooprah' or that Google wants to know if I meant 'poop it on Oprah.'
ReplyDeleteTo sum up: Hoagy drank a bottle of Wild Turkey brand Bourbon Whiskey (tm) and pooped in the yard.
ReplyDeleteTo sum up again: All-you-can-eat turkey at NoOpie's at Thanksgiving!
ReplyDeletethese are the conversations we'll remember in the nursing home.
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