Ever been driving down the highway when you see a school bus filled with kids and they wave to you?
And you wave back?
Kinda makes you feel good for some reason.
This morning I'm tooling down the Pike when I see four punks on the bridge up ahead.
They look like they're giving drivers a hard time. One of them is hanging on the chainlink safety fence.
I get closer. Unlike the school bus filled with kids, I decide to give them the finger.
I'm not sure why I decided to do that.
I put my middle finger right up on my windshield and gave it to them! I almost snarled at them. Somehow they pissed me off. I have no idea why.
And then I got closer.
My finger still being given.
And I noticed it was a Dad with his three kids. The one hanging on the chainlink fence was actually just the youngest kid being held up by his Dad.
Fast forward a few years...
ReplyDeleteJudge: "Why were you up there dropping rocks on cars?"
Punk youth: "Well, one day I was out with my dad and this loser in a blue car..."
Hey, that sounds like the same guy who unloaded on me!
ReplyDeletemean mister motorist
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