Random things said in my shop not by me.

"Are you eating peanut butter? I can smell peanut butter."

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"Say Hi to Steve, Say Hi to Steve, Say Hi to Steve, Say Hi to Steve, Say Hi to Steve."

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"Hi Teve."

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"Do you buy crap? I have a lot of crap."

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"That's a player piano."

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"I think I'll buy those at the Worcester store instead....they called me."

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"I have a bunch of shit...do you buy shit?"

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"Can you call Verizon for me and help me get my Fios set up?"

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"Will you be open Thanksgiving? Doesn't matter...I won't be around anyhow."

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"One person thought I was 46 and another wanted me to be Santa."

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"That's Kathleen Turner from Body Heat."

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"We still have over an hour before we have to be home, let's kill it here!"

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"I was selling crack, robbing people, breaking into stores....how have YOU been?"

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"You must be really good at Tetris to fit all of this in your store."

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"KISS will put their name on ANYTHING!"

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"The Beatles were a recording group, The Stones were a touring group."

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