I'm at a family Christmas party last night.
Here is part of a conversation:
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GIRL COUSIN: "Do you have a vulva?"
ME: "No...I have a penis."
GIRL COUSIN: "I said do you have a Volvo...you're blocking Billy in the driveway."
ME: "Yes....I will go move it."
Girl cousin to other family member while you were out moving the car:
ReplyDelete"Didn't we agree we weren't going to invite him this year??"
Not unless Billy's car was very, very small.
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