Sunday, December 12, 2010

Dolores

I'm at a family Christmas party last night.

Here is part of a conversation:

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GIRL COUSIN: "Do you have a vulva?"

ME: "No...I have a penis."

GIRL COUSIN: "I said do you have a Volvo...you're blocking Billy in the driveway."

ME: "Yes....I will go move it."

2 comments:

  1. Cake not signed in12:01 PM EST

    Girl cousin to other family member while you were out moving the car:

    "Didn't we agree we weren't going to invite him this year??"

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  2. Wan Stahr5:47 PM EST

    Not unless Billy's car was very, very small.

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