So the other day my youngest daughter bought her first car. A used one.
Here is a mash-up of text and actual conversations that have since taken place with me ,her, and Wifey.
ME: "So...did you you name the car yet?"
DAUGHTER: "No."
ME: "How about Russell?"
DAUGHTER: "No."
ME: "How about The Bull?"
DAUGHTER: "No."
ME: "Don't you want to name it?"
DAUGHTER: "No."
WIFEY: "You have to name a car. Well, used cars you have to name."
I remember my first car...I wrecked it in a big car chase.
ReplyDeleteI think she should name it Kit.
ReplyDeleteOr Herbie!
ReplyDeleteThe BatYoungestMobile?
ReplyDeleteThe Falcon! (assuming it can do the Kessel Run in less than 24 parsecs...can it?)
ReplyDeleteI think that should be 12 parsecs. Oh well. I'll drop my geek creds at the counter when I leave.
ReplyDeleteShe's Got a Used Ticket to Ride
ReplyDeleteSexy Secondhand
Drive Her Car
When I'm 64,000 Miles Old
SHEANOP: Presuming she ain't no Porsche. If she is a Porsche, SHEANOC: She ain't no Chevy.
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