The Ticketmaster Booth

So yesterday I'm in The Mall when I spot a Ticketmaster booth.

(Hmmmm.....that's a good idea)

Maybe I'll get a couple of tickets to a cool show for my daughter.

Or something.

Here is the conversation at the Ticketmaster booth:

ME: "Hi...may I see a list of upcoming events?"

TICKETMASTER: "Oh, we don't have a list. You'd have to know what you want beforehand for us to search our data base."

ME: "May I please have two tickets to The Beatles at Shea Stadium..."