So I'm in Target yesterday and decide I need to wash my hands.

I go into the bathroom.

The floor is wet. The wet floor sign is up.

A maintenance guy is messing with the urinal.

Here is the conversation:

GUY: "Sorry about the mess."

ME: "No problem...what happened?"

GUY: "Some guy was in here changing his kids diaper and tried to flush it down the urinal."

ME: "Maybe the kid just peed in the diaper."

GUY: "Good point...I never thought of that."

ME: "See ya."

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Maintenance guy ain't no Hawking.