You smell.
You are rude.
Your children are wild.
Your women are ugly.
Your country is a hellhole.
You drive like shit.
You constantly honk your horn.
You don't close doors behind you.
You treat women horribly.
Your religion is fucked up.
Paisley is no longer a good fashion choice.
Your music blows.
Grandma always seems to be in tow.
You eat stupid kinds of food.
Your whole culture is a train wreck.
Your voice is annoying.
I Ain't No Oprah...I am a racist.
Do the New York Yankees really count as a race??
ReplyDeleteWhat?
Ohhhh...oh, gotcha. Never mind.
Do you want extra curry with that?
ReplyDeleteWhat manner of racist are you?
ReplyDeleteGrand Prix?
Le Mans?
Formula 3?
Motorcycle?
Probably an (in) drag racist
I could keep on, but it's time to go muck Geordie's Byre