Sunday, February 06, 2011

The Weekend Wisdom (?) of Wifey

ME: "You look adorable!"

WIFEY: "You're making fun of me. You're so mean."

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Hands around her waist. Looking in her eyes. Here is the conversation that follows.

ME: "I'm in a kissing mood."

WIFEY: "Kiss Sally."

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ME: "Can you tell when I've had a few drinks?"

WIFEY: "Not really. You repeat yourself a little."

ME: "Can you tell when I've had a few drinks?"

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ME: "Green pasta? I ain't eating green pasta!"

WIFEY: "It's not green."

(I ate the green pasta)

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ME: "Did one of the girls take my socks?"

WIFEY: "They don't take your socks. They would be afraid to. You're stupid."

ME: "I think they take my socks."

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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:54 PM EST

    So to sum up:

    Wifey stole your adorable socks while you were kissing Sally to get out of eating green pasta.

    Or something.

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  2. Wally Woodchuck5:07 PM EST

    So Iano's wife calls her posterior "Sally".
    She's such a cutie.

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  3. Perv6:57 PM EST

    I take his socks but only the dirty, worn ones.

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  4. Zbignew Brzhinski8:47 PM EST

    You took Clinton's cat? Maybe he took it bsck. That could be why you can't find "your" Socks.
    And who swiped one or two vowels? I want them bck, dmnit!

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