Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Breakfast in America



So yesterday I'm out having breakfast.

The usual fare. Eggs, sausage, toast, bacon, hash browns, coffee, grape jelly.

Breakfast.

And I look next to me.

And next to me is a couple in their early 60s.

Eating breakfast. At a breakfast place.

Normal.

Eggs, bacon, sausage, toast, coffee, orange juice, hash browns, and a bunch of etc.

All normal.

So far.

The couple was Japanese. Speaking Japanese. Eating breakfast just like I do.

I never thought about it before. The Japanese like the same breakfast food that I do!

Have you ever seen Japanese people in a breakfast place in America?

Trust me, you probably haven't.

The moral of the story?

Breakfast food is better than raw squid.

3 comments:

  1. Mr. Fukushima3:25 PM EDT

    How do you know the meat on their plate wasn't part of the Japanese Special, hmm?

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  2. Mr. Notevenjapanesesounding3:26 PM EDT

    Cold squid all illadiated, heartress, Amelican!

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  3. The ghost of Hirohito9:56 AM EDT

    Who need microwave? We nuke our food before we even pick it. Very efficient.

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