I tried to find exciting snippets from the last 24 hours. I didn't.

WIFEY: "What are you doing?"

ME: "Just charging my iPod."

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ME: "Should we just go to the regular place?"

HOAG: "I guess."

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Waiter: "Another drink?"

ME: "Sure."

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HOAG: "Careful of this road."

ME: "Frost heaves?"

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ME: "May I borrow a pen?"

POST OFFICE GAL: "Sure...it's right there."

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TOLL TAKER: "Do you mind dimes?"

ME: "That would be fine."

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ME: "Go outside?"

DOG: ::silence::

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CUSTOMER: "Do you sell on ebay?"

ME: "Yup."

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DPW GUY: "At least it ain't windy."

ME: "Yup."

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HOAG: "I like Charles Barkley."

ME: "Yup."

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ME: "Try one of these fries."

HOAG: "Nope."

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MIKEY-D: "There is a table open."

ME: "Great."

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ME: "Charlie Sheen..."

WAITRESS: "Crazy."

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HOAG: "I wonder why those plants are knocked over?"

ME: "Probably the wind."

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