Wednesday, March 02, 2011

The Man With The Faraway Eyes

So this guy just walks into my shop. (Freaky eyeballs)

He says Hi.

I say Hi.

He then proceeds to reach into the inside pocket of his coat.

He pulls out a book.

Here is the conversation that follows:

FREAKY EYEBALLS: "I just want to show you that I had this book before I walked in...didn't want you to think I stole it from you."

ME: "Who did you steal it from?"

5 comments:

  1. Just sayin'4:02 PM EST

    From the title of this post, I thought it was going to be a love story about your getting lost, gayly, in his eyes...or something.

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  2. Just sayin'...the sequel!6:48 PM EST

    "Gaily."

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  3. I notice IANO didn't deny that he got lost in this guy's freaky eyeballs.

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  4. Could be J,P,G&R8:06 PM EST

    Was this some kind of setup?


    The man with the far away eyes....
    NOPIE IN THE SKY-HIGH WITH DIAMONDS...

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