Tommy. Who?

So I get this thing in the mail.

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'Have you noticed that...

1)You can hear, but can't always understand words!

2)You have difficulty hearing conversation in noisy situations!

3) You frequently ask people to repeat themselves!

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And then a whole bunch of blah blah blah trying to sell me on their hearing university or whatever.

No big deal. It's junk mail.

But it was addressed to my Mom who died a bunch of years ago.

1) She can't hear at all.

2) She is never in noisy situations.

3) She never asks people anything anymore.

SO TO SUM UP:

BELTONE bought a really lousy mailing list.