EVAN: "Hi. I. Am. Evan. And. I. Stutter. What. Time. Are. You. Open. Until?
ME: "Hi Evan! We're open until 6:30 during the week and until 5:00 on the weekends."
EVAN: "Thank. You."
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The little bastard lied to me. He didn't stutter at all.
It would have been more fun if he had.
What a taradiddler!
ReplyDeleteLiar...you're open later on Wednesdays.
ReplyDeletep.s.
Did you really say, "Hi Evan!"...that's somehow very goofy.