So last night I went out with some friends to the movies.
Before said movies I had a lobster roll.
When I got home Wifey was still up. Here is the conversation we had:
ME: "I had a lobster roll."
WIFEY: "I'm glad for you."
ME: "YOU'RE NOT GLAD FOR ME AT ALL!!"
WIFEY: "I am!"
ME: "Liar. I think you're jealous."
WIFEY: "Whatever."
1) What's a lobster roll?
ReplyDelete2) Why was Wifey still up?
3) What movie did you see?
4) You have friends?!
5) Nothing for #5.
Obviously you assumed she'd be sleeping and wouldn't catch you sneaking in still decked out in your cloak and wand and roundy glasses and that little bolt of lightning on your head. Your attempt to change the subject with the "lobster roll" tantrum was both cute and a little sad.
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