Thursday, September 15, 2011

Don't BOGO this joint, my friend.



ME: "This hot chick came in the store the other day and started hitting on me."

DAUGHTER: "She was probably just trying to get a discount."
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4 comments:

  1. Madam Obvious6:48 PM EDT

    I love those jeans and that cotton shirt on you! Hubba, hubba!

    So, can I get a discount?

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  2. Gay McLimpy2:06 PM EDT

    Was the "hot chick" named Hoagie?

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  3. Kathy2:21 PM EDT

    More importantly, did she close the door behind her?

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  4. Helen Keller10:50 PM EDT

    Is she blind?
    Even I wouldn't hit on IANO, 'cuz he just feels ugly.

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