Dinah Shore's CasseroleTM: 1 c. grits 1 tsp. salt from "special grinder salt shaker"* 3 tbsp. butter 1 c. grated cheese 2 eggs 1 c. milk A little Tabasco sauce
Cook the grits in 4 cups water with salt. Cook covered. Stir in the remaining ingredients. Pour into a buttered casserole and sprinkle with more grated cheese and some Parmesan cheese if desired. Bake in a 375 degree oven for 45 minutes.
*Regret to inform: Casserole sucks if you use salt from regular salt shaker...
Lame. Possibly gay.
ReplyDelete*I* sent her e-mail and an actual card.
(...which I don't think has arrived yet but never mind that.)
Not lame. Not gay.
ReplyDeleteIt's clever.
Do you know who the picture is of?
Of course I do..."Dinah Shore" or "Dinashor" or "Dinosaur"...I rolled my eyes big time when I made the connection. Like this:
ReplyDelete*rolls eyes all over her office*
Imagine how pleased with himself he was to find a Sparkly Dinashor! He must have been extra-insufferable yesterday afternoon.
ReplyDeleteI feel sorry for wifey.
ReplyDeleteI can see him now, all "clever", strutting around his shop, imagining that every female customer is hitting on him.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous:
ReplyDeleteI'm beginning to think you must be a daughter or close friend...you poor, poor thing.
I am a poor thing.
ReplyDeleteWell, poor thing, I assume you must at least laugh a lot, whoever you are!
ReplyDeleteDinah Shore's CasseroleTM:
ReplyDelete1 c. grits
1 tsp. salt from "special grinder salt shaker"*
3 tbsp. butter
1 c. grated cheese
2 eggs
1 c. milk
A little Tabasco sauce
Cook the grits in 4 cups water with salt. Cook covered. Stir in the remaining ingredients. Pour into a buttered casserole and sprinkle with more grated cheese and some Parmesan cheese if desired. Bake in a 375 degree oven for 45 minutes.
*Regret to inform: Casserole sucks if you use salt from regular salt shaker...
Dear Cake,
ReplyDeleteAll you funny bloggers make me laugh...
Thanks!
*takes a bow, trips, falls into Sparkle's casserole*
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