Sunday, October 02, 2011

Attempted Murder






(I might have stolen this joke)

5 comments:

  1. Quasimodo6:10 PM EDT

    I sent this to you weeks ago...you know, when it was new.

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  2. It's still VERY funny.

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  3. Anonymous1:06 AM EDT

    It's hilarious...I love wordplay. (I was just bein' a quasi-brat to IANO, as usual.)

    Ps
    I had to explain this joke to someone on fb...I'm sure they thought I was pulling their leg!

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  4. Herbie Popnecker9:53 PM EDT

    So I'm thinking, if Wolverine's real first name's diminutive were Ted, and he became a priest, that would make him a TheoLogan.

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  5. Ogden Whitney9:57 PM EDT

    ...and if Carmen Miranda had married Yves Montand, when she fixed her hair in the morning she'd be
    Carmen Miranda Montand when she combed
    She'd be Carmen Miranda Montand when she combed
    She'd be Carmen Miranda Montand She'd be Carmen Miranda Montand
    She'd be Carmen Miranda Montand when she combed

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