Thursday, October 27, 2011

Frannie=Keith Richards looking dude. Quasi-homeless.

FRANNIE: "I'd didn't expect you to be open so early."

ME: "So why did you come here so early?"

FRANNIE: "I was hoping you'd be open."

ME: "What if I wasn't?"

FRANNIE: "I'd probably be standing outside."

ME: "Probably?"
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7 comments:

  1. Cake not signed in2:06 PM EDT

    Other alternatives:

    1) He'd be sleeping in the dumpster out back.

    2) He'd be lurking and waiting to jump you (no, not like that) and steal your car.

    3) He'd have smashed your front window and be sitting up on your counter.

    4) He'd be home in his mansion, enjoying the fact that everyone thinks he's quasi-homeless.

    5) He'd be hanging out with Jagger.

    So to sum up:

    I got nuffin' but it took me 5 points to realize that.

    Carry on, nothing to see here.

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  2. The Exhausted Beatles2:07 PM EDT

    We got nuffin' either.

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  3. Probably the Beatles5:01 PM EDT

    She Probably Would Have Come In Through The Bathroom Window.

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  4. Probably not the Beatles7:15 PM EDT

    Prob-la-di
    Prob-la-da

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  5. Mr.End-Of-The-Line8:14 PM EDT

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  6. Usually yer the tahd1:26 PM EDT

    I don't get that last comment.

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  7. Wally Coxtard2:05 PM EDT

    Ever notice how many of IANO's subjects just seem to hit the wall and stop after comment #4?
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