Thursday, October 06, 2011

Our Newest Feature: Steve Jobs Jokes

Q: How can we view Steve's body in the coffin?

A: Slide to unlock.

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"I applied at Apple but they said they have no Jobs left."

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I blame Obama for the lack of Jobs.

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I was going to tell 5 Steve Jobs jokes but I decided on only 4s instead.
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5 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:02 PM EDT

    When most people die, they see their life flash before their eyes.
    It didn't for Steve Jobs; Apple doesn't support Flash.

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  2. Beatles4:44 PM EDT

    Happiness is a Warm i-Pad

    When I'm 64 Terabytes

    Steven Jobbers Lonely Pancreas' Club Band

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  3. Bettah Beatles6:36 AM EDT

    Twist and Slide

    I Wanna Hold Your Pad (hmm...eww?)

    Eight Apps a Week

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  4. More Beatles6:40 AM EDT

    She's Got an iTicket to Ride

    Glass Apple

    Let iTunes Be

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  5. One more6:42 AM EDT

    EBook Writer

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