Saturday, November 19, 2011

How To Get A Large Tip (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb)



So last night I went to get a haircut.

Here is the conversation after I was seated:

HOT FEMALE HAIR TECHNICIAN: "How would you like your hair done?"

ME: "Just make me look perfect."

HOT FEMALE HAIR TECHNICIAN: "You looked perfect when you walked in!"

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I was played!!!
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11 comments:

  1. Beatles1:31 PM EST

    Tip It To Ride

    Sgt. Perfect's Lovely Hair Club For Men Band

    I Want To Cut Your Hair

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  2. Beatles1:45 PM EST

    I Want to Hold Your Wallet

    Tip Me Do

    He's Not Savvy (He's My Sucker)

    Lady Tipwanna

    ReplyDelete
  3. Lame Beatles1:47 PM EST

    Hello Gratuity?

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  4. Beatles Not Really Trying1:48 PM EST

    Come To Get A Tip?

    ReplyDelete
  5. Madam Obvious1:58 PM EST

    Lady Tipwanna wins!

    ReplyDelete
  6. I Ain't No Oprah3:43 PM EST

    Lady Tipwanna is LAME!!! It doesn't even mean anything.

    ReplyDelete
  7. Anonymous3:44 PM EST

    Tip Me Do doesn't make any sense either.

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  8. Genius Beatles3:46 PM EST

    Day Tipper

    Fixing A Hair

    We Can Comb It Out

    ReplyDelete
  9. Balding Beatles3:55 PM EST

    Getting Balder

    You're Going To Lose That Hair

    ReplyDelete
  10. Anonymous4:03 PM EST

    Shave Me Madonna

    When I'm Sixty Four I Probably Shouldn't Be Wearing My Hair Like This.

    ReplyDelete
  11. Brian Chopstein9:01 PM EST

    Baby you come visit my chair
    If you want a little less hair
    Bary you come visit my chair
    And baby I cut you...

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