Tuesday, November 29, 2011

True Story Theatre

So this midget (dwarf? wee folk?) gal came in the store today.

She had on a plunging neckline showing off her substantial rack.

(The substantial rack has nothing to do with the story)

Here is the conversation.

ME: "Hi, how are you?"

WEE-DAME: "I'm fine, you?"

ME: "Great."

She then looked around the shop for a while.

ME: "Is there anything I can help you find?"

WEE-DAME: "I'm looking for something for my little brother."

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5 comments:

  1. L'il Beatles4:08 PM EST

    Eight Dwarves a Week

    Mean Mister Midget

    I Want To Hold Your Misshapened Hand

    Drive My Toy Car

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  2. Tiny tiny Beatles4:46 PM EST

    Magical Midgety Tour

    She Came In Through The Basement Window

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  3. Cake not signed in2:25 PM EST

    This is my most favourite IANO ever.

    Or at least this year.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Anonymous11:37 PM EST

    I never comment but 1/2 bottle of wine and this has me hysterical..

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  5. Wee-Dame4:02 PM EST

    "I got you a present at that store. You know, the one where that weirdo works who always tries to look down my shirt. What a perv."

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