ANNOYING VOICE GUY: "So when did Jackie Kennedy die?"
ME: "She died in 1994."
ANNOYING VOICE GUY: "How old was she?"
ME: "I think she was around 65."
ANNOYING VOICE GUY: "So she never made 80, huh?"
ME: "I don't think so."
ANNOYING VOICE GUY: "Wow, she never made 80."
ME: "Nope."
ANNOYING VOICE GUY: "How old was she when she died?"
When She's Sixty Five
ReplyDeleteI Want to Hold Your Lips Shut
ReplyDeleteHappiness is a Warm Gag
Hey Jude, Shut Up
Kim Jong Il died.
ReplyDelete(He didn't make it to 80 either.)
ReplyDeleteWhen did Kim Jong II die?
ReplyDeleteWe can all breathe a sigh of relief:
ReplyDeleteKim Novak is still alive
Andy Kim is still alive
Kim Philby is still dead
Jimmy Kimmel: Alive but nobody cares