Thursday, January 26, 2012

The Small Piano (or should I call this: The guy that talked like Latka)



So a guy just ran into my shop and asked me a question.

He sounded like Latka.

He was a bit out of breath.

Here is the conversation:

LATKA: "Do you have any small pianos ::pantpantpant::?"

ME: ""Nope, all sold out."

LATKA: "Thank you very much."

ME: "Thank you."

6 comments:

  1. Shrimpy Sheila8:35 AM EST

    Maybe he was looking for a last-minute birthday present for his little sister.

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  2. Johnny Mack Brown1:46 PM EST

    So a guy just ran into my shop and asked me a question.

    He sounded like Latka.

    He was a bit out of breath.

    Here is the conversation:

    LATKA: "Do you have any small pianos ::pantpantpant::?"

    ME: ""Nope, and you must be from Poland

    LATKA: "How you know that?"

    ME: This is a McDonald's."



    ME: "Thank you."

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  3. A little gay, eh2:24 PM EST

    Awww, and you couldn't help him out with his tiny pianist?

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  4. Wee Beatles3:47 PM EST

    I Want to Hold Your Tiny Hand

    Twist and Shrink

    Mean Mister Midget

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  5. Another one3:48 PM EST

    Sexy Shortie

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  6. We missed you while you were on vacation. Or something.

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