CUSTOMER: "I heard there is an ice cream store around here."
ME: "Yup...it's about a block down that way [I point] on this side of the street."
CUSTOMER: "A block what way?"
ME: "That way."
CUSTOMER: "Down there?"
ME: "Yes."
CUSTOMER: "What side of the street is it on?"
ME: "This side."
CUSTOMER: "The side we are on now?"
ME: "Yes. THIS side."
CUSTOMER: "A block down that way, right?"
ME: "You're too young for Candid Camera, right?"
CUSTOMER: "I have a camera on my phone."
Happy to see you're still alive and ornery.
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