Sunday, September 30, 2012

Haircut talk

So I go to get my haircut the other night.

Me and the 'stylist' hit it off.

Here is part of the conversation:

HER: "So you want me to trim your eyebrows?"

ME: "No."

HER: "Your wife will really appreciate it."

ME: "Your husband will appreciate it if you lose about ten pounds."

HER: "I'll trim the eyebrows."

ME: "Okay."

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3 comments:

  1. Cake not logged in5:44 PM EDT

    So, what's next? Highlights? Manicure and pedicure? Maybe a waxing?

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  2. Lady Madonna3:42 PM EDT

    Lose 10lbs, eh? Is it bravery or foolishness to say that to a woman armed with scissors? Wonder how the eyebrows turned out.

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  3. Maybe Wifey5:35 PM EDT

    I loaned him my eyeliner, so he could draw on some eyebrows.

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