Monday, September 17, 2012

Passive meet Aggressive

So Saturday night me and Wifey are coming home from dinner.

It's about 11:00 pm.

All of a sudden a car flies by me and passes me on the right.

On a single lane road.

I'm FURIOUS!

I press my horn down and speed up.

I keep the horn blaring!

Wifey is nervous.

"ARE YOU NUTS?? THEY COULD KILL US!!" she says.

I keep following them with my horn going. I'm right on their tail.

They finally pull over.

I pull over right behind them.

"DON'T GET OUT OF THE CAR! THEY MIGHT HAVE A GUN OR SOMETHING!" she says.

So I sit there. She's probably right. Why get killed just to prove a point?

They are still sitting in their car.

I decide to just go home.

I pull my car back onto the street.

We slowly drive by them.

Wifey turns her head towards them and gives them the finger.

4 comments:

  1. Ticket Booth Guy2:19 PM EDT

    I think you're getting crabby in your old age.

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  2. Doctor Obvious2:27 PM EDT

    Getting???

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  3. John Doe4:00 PM EDT

    Was the car really flying? Because that would be pretty nifty.

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  4. Cake not signed in3:58 PM EDT

    I find it amusing when there are multiple posts and they're not me being retarded.

    But, anyway...so to sum up:

    From now on Wifey will be doing the driving?

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