We sat at the bar.
Two women were next to me and thoughout the night they were amusing us a bit.
Nothing wicked funny or anything...just amusing.
Then DrunkThing #1 dropped her purse.
Everything spilled out...ice was now broken. Wifey and I started to talking to them.
Here is part of the conversation:
DRUNKTHING#1: "...and people always make fun of my stupid Smart Car."
ME: "You have a stupid Smart Car?"
DRUNKTHING#1: "Yes...I love that stupid Smart Car."
ME: "Then why do you call it stupid?"
DRUNKTHING#1: "Because someone stole two pairs of boots out of it."
ME: "Stupid Smart Car."
DRUNKTHING#1: "You must think I'm a whore."
ME: "Stupid Smart Car."
I thought thought for sure you were gonna say someone walked off with the whole stupid smaht cah.
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Do whores drive stupid smaht cahs in the US?
We drive clevah smaht cahs heah.
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The above comment is the worst attempt at a Boston accent I've heard since Leonardo DiCaprio tried to do one in Departed.
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