Wednesday, October 03, 2012

Corky the Weatherman


So the other day I'm listening to a long range weather forecast.

El Nino this.

High pressure that.

Warm water.

Last years mild winter.

Weather-Tard said that this coming winter was going to be rough.

El Nino High Pressure Warm Water Lows Highs

He said that the heaviest snow falls would come in...

Wait for it...

The heaviest snowfalls would come in January and February!!

You know...LIKE EVERY OTHER FUCKING WINTER, YOU STUPID RETARD!!!

4 comments:

  1. Cake not signed in5:25 PM EDT

    You forgot to mention the windchill.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Little Miss Bright Side5:29 PM EDT

    So, no October snow storm this year? Yay!!!

    ReplyDelete
  3. Swooshie Kurtz8:31 PM EDT

    ..and here's our weather reporter, Vern McKiltilt showing off his giant phallus.
    IaNO really likes Vern...

    ReplyDelete
  4. Cake still not signed in5:50 PM EDT

    And what about the humidex?

    ReplyDelete