Purple Paint Guy: "Do you have any purple paint?"
Me: "Yup, it's right over here."
Purple Paint Guy: "I need some light colored purple that is darker."
Me: "Darker than what?"
Purple Paint Guy: "Light purple."
Me: "You want a medium colored purple paint?"
Purple Paint Guy: "Darker than medium."
Me: "Here..try this dark purple."
Purple Paint Guy: "No, that's too dark."
Me: Then try the light purple."
Purple Paint Guy: "Too light."
Me: "Do you like porridge?"
Purple Paint Guy: "What?"
Me: "Nevermind."
I have a neighbor who painted his house purple last year. I think he's colorblind.
ReplyDeleteI remember when light colored purple that is darker only cost a nickel.
ReplyDeleteDear Purple Paint Guy:
ReplyDeleteNext time buy some white, some black, some red, and some blue...and don't be a pain in the ass.
Love,
I kinda muss the pain in the ass customers
Do you have anything in a mediumish indigo?
ReplyDeleteHow about light violet?
ReplyDeleteHow about dark violet?
ReplyDeleteMe and Indigo make a lovely aubergine.
ReplyDeleteIf you want mud, I'm your girl, Purple!
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