ME: "What was the funniest thing about Thanksgiving?
DAUGHTER: "When Grandpa starting telling his Jager stories."
ME: "Jager?"
DAUGHTER: "Jägermeister....it's a wicked strong drink."
ME: "And...?"
DAUGHTER: "And Grandpa drank a bunch of it and got really drunk and ended up in the closet."
ME: "Did he move like Jager?"
So to sum up:
ReplyDeleteSense of humour is genetic?
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/blogs/alternate-take/the-greatest-rolling-stones-movie-youve-never-seen-cocksucker-blues-20121120
ReplyDeleteThank-you, Internet Twin.... I had nothin'.
ReplyDeleteOn second thought, at least someone found poor drunken Grandpa in the closet and was able to revive him in time for Thanksgiving dinner, so he could the share his heartwarming inebriation tales with the family!
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