I have a candy bar.
On the candy bar wrapper it has instructions on how to open it.
I'm pretty sure I would have figured it out without said instructions.
But that's not the funny part about this candy bar wrapper.
This candy bar wrapper has instructions on how to CLOSE said wrapper after opening it.
Hahahahahahahah! HA!
I don't be opening no candy bar wrapper to then want to close it.
I have a cigarette lighter.
ReplyDeleteIt has a label on it that reads
"Caution: Extinguish flame before returning lighter to pocket or purse."
Somehow I don't think that anyone who needs to be told not to put something that's on fire in their pocket would know what "extinguish" means.
I thought you gave up candy for Lent.
ReplyDeleteI gave up Jennifer for lent...not Candy.
ReplyDeleteYou snootily said you gave up candy ages ago...I knew it would last. You aaaaaalways come around to things, especially the things you're especially opinionated about.
ReplyDeleteI expect you'll be dating Hoag any day now.
Wouldn't last, wouldn't last!
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