Friday, March 22, 2013

Key-Rhist!

GUY: "Hi...do you know where I can get a key made?"

ME: "Yes...there is a locksmith four blocks down THAT way."

GUY: "Thanks...I'll go the other way...it's not as far."

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(I'm thankful that we have the word dinkweed)

4 comments:

  1. Just sayin'7:21 PM EDT

    Maybe he meant not as far from as his home, which was the other way.

    Dinkweed.

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  2. Just Wondering9:16 PM EDT

    What percentage of people who come into your shoppe are semi-retarded?

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  3. Probably not IANO10:51 PM EDT

    Most of them...they feel at home and comfortable with the semi-retarded owner.

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