We have a new game to play.
It's quite simple.
I will tell you one sentence that a man just spoke as he walked by my store.
You have to describe him without every seeing him.
Simple, huh?
OVERHEARD WALKING BY MY SHOP: "This store is da shit!"
And the game begine in 3....2....1....GO!
Thursday, August 29, 2013
Thursday, August 22, 2013
Monday, August 19, 2013
The longest delayed response ever.
MY BROTHER: "Why did you and Hoagy kick us out of your hotel room after the Alice Cooper concert?"
ME: "Huh?"
MY BROTHER: "In New York City."
ME: "Oh, cuz you guys were drunk."
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(the Alice Cooper concert he speaks about was 33 years ago)
ME: "Huh?"
MY BROTHER: "In New York City."
ME: "Oh, cuz you guys were drunk."
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(the Alice Cooper concert he speaks about was 33 years ago)
Sunday, August 11, 2013
A day in the life
CUSTOMER: "What is this?"
ME: "The Millenium Falcon."
CUSTOMER: "What is it?"
ME: "A toy."
CUSTOMER: "What do you do with it?"
ME: "You play with it."
CUSTOMER :shaking the Miillenium Falcon: "What's inside of it?"
ME: "Han and Chewie."
ME: "The Millenium Falcon."
CUSTOMER: "What is it?"
ME: "A toy."
CUSTOMER: "What do you do with it?"
ME: "You play with it."
CUSTOMER :shaking the Miillenium Falcon: "What's inside of it?"
ME: "Han and Chewie."