Sunday, August 11, 2013

A day in the life

CUSTOMER: "What is this?"

ME: "The Millenium Falcon."

CUSTOMER: "What is it?"

ME: "A toy."

CUSTOMER: "What do you do with it?"

ME: "You play with it."

CUSTOMER :shaking the Miillenium Falcon: "What's inside of it?"

ME:  "Han and Chewie."

6 comments:

  1. I give up on humanity.

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  2. He shook the merch? He best not be shaking the merch, bud.

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  4. Cake again10:04 PM EDT

    He shook HAN! That's some nerve right there, I tell ya.

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  5. Probably not IANO1:59 PM EDT

    He shook hands? I hate shaking hands!

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  6. Superstitious Twit from de nort'11:50 PM EDT

    When you said Han-Chewie, did the customer say "Bless you"?

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