CUSTOMER: "What is this?"
ME: "The Millenium Falcon."
CUSTOMER: "What is it?"
ME: "A toy."
CUSTOMER: "What do you do with it?"
ME: "You play with it."
CUSTOMER :shaking the Miillenium Falcon: "What's inside of it?"
ME: "Han and Chewie."
I give up on humanity.
ReplyDeleteHe shook the merch? He best not be shaking the merch, bud.
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ReplyDeleteHe shook HAN! That's some nerve right there, I tell ya.
ReplyDeleteHe shook hands? I hate shaking hands!
ReplyDeleteWhen you said Han-Chewie, did the customer say "Bless you"?
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