So yesterday I did a post about the Post Office having a sign on their door that said THANKS FOR VISTING.
Now I'm in Door Sign Spotting Mode (or DSSM)
Today I go to the BANK OF AMERICA (The bank of AMERICA!!!) and on their door is a nicely made up sign that says:
HI THERE.
You read that right...The Bank of America is now owned by Freddy 'Boom Boom' Washington.
I thanked the teller for letting me visit.
They didn't 'get it'.
Eh, I raise an eyebrow regarding your deduction. It could be a subtle way of informing you that the bank is now owned by Hilton.
ReplyDeleteOr it could be just a sign welcoming you back. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.
Or it could be a reminder that your money ultimately goes to Washington.
I'm not even going to speculate on what the "Boom Boom" implications are. Too soon, too soon.
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Bank of 'Murica! Spel it krectly.
ReplyDeleteI like visting.
ReplyDeleteThere's a senior's center nearby that has electrically operated doors with confusing signs:
ReplyDeleteOne says
"Door opens automatically"
"Press red button"
With an arrow pointing to a grey (brushed aluminum) button.
If it was really automatic, we wouldn't have to operate it by pushing the button.
The door that actually has a red button has no sign.
Another door, a sliding one operated by a motion sensor, has a sign on it that says
"Caution"
Door closes without warning"
The sign is on the door. It can only be seen when the door's closed.
The doors that are button-operated usually have volunteers beside them to assist the geezers in opening them.
Fortunately the volunteers tend to be pretty weak and easy to shove out of the way.