I LOVE when Wifey is wrong.

WIFEY: "Sometimes you're not funny when you think you are."

Shoe store question and answer.

So the other night Wifey and I are at a shoe store.

I'm at the front counter paying for our purchase. Here is the conversation with the sales chick:

SALES CHICK:  :::pointing at Wifey:::: "Is she with you?"

ME:  "Sometimes."

Confession time.

With the recent death of Phillip Seymour Hoffman I think it's about time I come clean about my own addiction to heroin.

I got the monkey on my back.

I'm jonesing for the horse.

I love the fine china...I love the smack.

Blackjack.

I don't want no cold turkey for lunch.

Skag. Heat. Pump. Junk. Slink.




On the plus side... my middle name aint 'Seymour'