With the recent death of Phillip Seymour Hoffman I think it's about time I come clean about my own addiction to heroin.
I got the monkey on my back.
I'm jonesing for the horse.
I love the fine china...I love the smack.
Blackjack.
I don't want no cold turkey for lunch.
Skag. Heat. Pump. Junk. Slink.
On the plus side... my middle name aint 'Seymour'
Nice try...you ain't anywhere near that cool.
ReplyDeleteYou planning on dying like a proper junkie?
ReplyDeleteSitting on the john with a spike hanging out of your arm?
Well, at least this explains a lot.
ReplyDelete(Philip Seymour Hoffman died?!?)
*bored sigh*
ReplyDelete*checks date on this post, rolls eyes, twiddles thumbs, taps toe*
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