A woman in her late sixties came in my shop the other day. Here is that conversation.
WOMAN: "Hello...do you have balls?"
ME: "Yes....what kind are you looking for?"
WOMAN: "I want some nice ones that will fit in my hand."
ME: "How about these?" [I showed her my balls]
WOMAN: "No...those are a tad too small?"
ME: "Would you like some the size of a baseball?"
WOMAN: "That size but something more squeezable."
ME: "Nope....just these hard ones. Try the guy down at the Dollar Store...I'm sure he has some."
WOMAN: "That's a good idea! Thanks for your help."
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(I kept a straight face the whole time. )
Wait- you have small, hard balls? I'll be right over!
ReplyDeleteWell, small, anyway.
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