NetDix

ANYBODY: "So....what did you do last night?"

ME: "I watched TV."

Simple, right?

WRONG!!

Ask someone under 30 what they did.

ME: "What did you do last night?"

A$$HOLE: "I watched Netflix.

(they actually watched some old network show)

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Why can't these super cool people just say they watched TV? NETFLIX IS TV!!!!!

You just pay for it!!!

I don't say "I watched HBO."

I watched TV.

Or I could say "I watched a movie...at home."

But these NetDix insist on telling you that they watched a movie on NetFlix.

I wish I was cool.

(I have Netflix at home...for the most part it's a bunch of old crap I watched years ago.)

Though I do love watching me some TCM.....