I Ain't No Oprah

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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24375849/ Why do they call it an affair? Shouldn't it just be called dating? Rumor has it that Tom Cruise al...

I have an eight year old dog (puppy) and she's a tiny little thing...maybe 7 pounds. For most of those years she only ate puppy food. We...

So last week was vacation week at school and my daughter got us a jump on spring yard work. She edged. She mulched the front. She powerwashe...

All through the 1960's and 1970's The Hoag (My pal Hoagy's nickname) wanted a real switchblade knife. A big one. He could never ...

So did everyone read the creepy story of the 73 years old guy from Austria that kept his daughter stashed down in the basement for about twe...

All these years I've thought the Space Shuttle was awesome....blasting off into "space". Such a risky thing! Or maybe not. You...

So to sum up: Wanna piss me off? Just start beeping. Wanna make me happy? Don't beep to begin with. Wanna make me super happy? Don't...

See if you can follow this: If you've talked to me on the phone in the last two days you've noticed a super annoying beeping on my p...

So I'm listening to the radio this morning and they're interviewing one of the Boston Celtics. It went something like this: RADIO GU...

So Cousin Saul is in a store a few months back and sees this woman with a helium-filled mylar balloon with the proclamation in bright letter...

So I get home last night and notice that my puppy has had a haircut (a furcut?) so asked my daughter. Here is that conversation: ME: "D...

Back when I was a little kid I'd watch the news with my Uncle Len. I'd sit quietly with him each night and watch Walter Cronkite t...

So last night Hoag is telling a story and it's vital to the story to use the N Word (Nafrican Namerican)....but we're in a crowded r...

So last night on buddy nite, Me, The Hoag, and The Blonde were joined by an old friend from the 1970s. We'll call him Greg. I haven'...

This super cool guy just walked by my shop with his babe-tacular girlfriend (I know he was cool cuz his hat was on backwards) and he said: ...

Usually when I write one of these blogs I do so right when I get into work before it gets busy. But every so often I get interupted right of...

So last night Wifey was next door and I was alone and wanted to watch the Red Sox. But the Red Sox were pre-empted by the Bruins(??) playoff...

So I'm at the Red Sox/Yankees game last night. The first seven hours were kinda fun, the second seven hours kinda dragged. But that'...