Wednesday, June 30, 2010

What's so disturbing about serial killers?

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So this woman comes in the shop a couple days ago and asks about this graphic novel I have about a very famous serial killer. I let her know...
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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Professional Diamond Cutters

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So I'm driving to work the other day and I see this very nice looking business truck. On the side in very snazzy script was: PROFESSIONA...
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Monday, June 28, 2010

RIP Senator Robert Byrd

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FROM HIS OBIT: 'In all, Byrd's congressional career spanned 12 presidencies, numerous wars, countless political movements, and nearl...
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Sunday, June 27, 2010

Army of Boba Fetts protect the streets of Toronto during G-20 Summit. Or something.

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Germany Beats England! (at soccer)

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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Will return on June 28th

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Thursday, June 17, 2010

Chief Brody to BP

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"You're gonna need a bigger check."
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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

You're not really a good President.

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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Your 2nd quarterly tax is due today!

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Small business owners have to pay their taxes each quarter. April 15, June 15, Sept. 15, and January 15. Notice that the government can'...
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Monday, June 14, 2010

Three Simple Words and a Dilemma

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Assume I have around 100 people that I'm normally in contact with. One of those people had to have a colonoscopy. A simple thing. Except...
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Sunday, June 13, 2010

I can't wait to do my Christmas post. It's gonna be good.

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Saturday, June 12, 2010

Thank you, Cousin Saul!

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So I go into the post office this morning to mail two packages. CLERK: "That will be $21.40." So I hand the broad a fifty dollar b...
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Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Somethings in life are just wrong.

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Elvis Mr. Potato Head is not one of them.
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Monday, June 07, 2010

I AINT NO OPRAH interviews the BP Oil Executives about the Gulf oil spill.

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Welcome gentlemen! Today we have just a few questions about your plans on the Gulf of Mexico oil spill. "Oil me." ...
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Saturday, June 05, 2010

Obama singlehandedly digs relief oil well and solves the whole Gulf of Mexico oil spill problem! (what a guy!)

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The Gulf of Mexico oil spill is a HOAX!

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It's all fake! It's being used as an excuse to go to war with OIL! And that way Obama and his cronies can line their pockets.
Friday, June 04, 2010

NEW FEATURE! Photoshop yourself in so you can be best buds with Adolf

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Oil Me

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Is what happened to me worse than what is happening in the Gulf of Mexico? No. Is what happened to me worth blogging about? No. Am I going t...
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Thursday, June 03, 2010

My Own Private Computer Holocaust (Idaho)

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Lightning storm! (BA-BOOM!) Bolts of SS. Electrical mayhem! Motherboard Ker-Plunk! I'm at work with no computer. It won't turn on. I...
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