I Ain't No Oprah

Under pressure from outraged taxpayers and calls by members of Congress to investigate its funding, the National Portrait Gallery at the Smi...

Morley learned that Christie was not going to reappoint him, due in part to a 2009 case in which he dismissed animal-cruelty charges against...

HAIR STYLIST: "Now look straight." ME: "You don't think I look straight?" HAIR STYLIST: "Look forward please....

Or is that all the information we really need?

"Are you eating peanut butter? I can smell peanut butter." ------ "Say Hi to Steve, Say Hi to Steve, Say Hi to Steve, Say Hi ...

I'm watching some lame awards show last night and Wifey pokes her head up out of her burrow. Here is part of that conversation: WIFEY: ...

WIFEY: "I love you with all my heart, but could you please just shut up?!!"

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So last night Wifey and I go out to a local BBQ place for a bite to eat. Wifey wants a BBQ chicken sandwich, I want a burger. Here is the co...

Jet ski across the Pacific Ocean. (I didn't laugh either)

Continuing our popular feature...Let's Look In The Spam Folder --------------------- Dear Sir/Ma, How are you with business,Hope ...

So Wifey read yesterday's Hawaii Five-0 blog. She informed me she didn't use the word 'ain't'. She also informed me she ...