I Ain't No Oprah

So I go on a business related forum every day. And it's a bit loosey-goosey most of the time. I'm going to break protocol and talk a...

WHITE WOMAN: "Would you like me to close your door?" ME: "Yes, please." :::leaves door open:::

So yesterday this old creepy lady came in. She was drunk. She looked like a wicked skinny Ruth Gordon and sounded like a fat Carol Channing....

ME: "So what is the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" WIFEY: "I saw two babies born and I watched as two people died....

WIFEY: "You're idiotically stupid!" ME: "Isn't being stupid enough? You have to put in idiotically?" WIFEY: ...

It's stuffy in the bedroom. It needs air. It's hot. It's an airless hellhole. Air. Breeze. But we haven't washed the windows...

"I decided that I’m gonna change my name for a week in honor of my comeback," he said on a video he released. "I’ve gone as P...

So a week or so ago I ask Wifey to get something at the store. When I woke up in the morning (she was gone)she had left a note on the counte...

I went to see a comedian the other night and he did a bit on Poptarts. I like Poptarts. Actually I like store brand toaster pastries better ...

What you are about to read is my understanding. I am not a scientist. Though I do wear glasses for reading. So last night I'm watching a...

Mama Leone just left the store. (She bought some Elvis and Betty Boop stuff) Here is the conversation: ME: "...and that will be $17.46....

So this Chinese gal just walks in the store. Her being Chinese has nothing to do with the story other than giving me a clever title for a po...

So every Buddy Nite me and The Hoag toast someone famous who died that week. Bin Laden died this week. Do we toast Bin Laden? That would be ...

Just a cool picture as the raid on bin Laden went down.