I Ain't No Oprah

This was going to be a post about not watching TV for over thirty hours because of the "hurricane" that caused our power to go...

The iPhone. The most beautiful thing ever made. I said ever. It's sleek. It's smooth. It's Halle Berry wrapped u...

Over on the right hand side of this blog there is a LINKS section. See the one named ABBEY ROAD? Well, basically it's a web ca...

So I'm in the car the other day listening to The Howard Stern Show on the radio. Howard does some pretty good interviews and part...

Love my Good and Plenty!

Yes, the children of Somalia are starving. But they get to live in swinging bowls.

I'll keep this simple today. I'd like to thank the disabled veterans. For the free address labels I get each year. God ...

I have two daughters. One is 21 years old, the other is 25 years old. They came over to the house the other night just to hang out. ...

So I come home last night and give the signal to Wifey to give me a hug. WIFEY: "No, you have dog all over you!" ME: "I don...

So there is this game show on tv called A MINUTE TO WIN IT. They have different skill type games for the contestants to do in one minute to ...

So I have a regular 'customer' that is an actual retarded (Special Olympian) guy. Here is the conversation I had with him today: TAR...